The Snark: Ryan and Derek’s Confusion, Pirates, Flying Cars and Little Old Ladies

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Ryan Seacrest gets confused…as does Derek.

Internet pirates hit the high seas.

Derek had high hopes for the future…but apparently it didn’t turn out like he thought it would.

Some people should just not be allowed behind the wheel of a car.

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