Best of The Snark: Christie, Oral Hygiene, Rob K and Tinder Makes its Move

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Chris Christie’s new program is guaranteed to make you gain weight.

A new toothpaste is guaranteed to make you wish you hadn’t used it.

Thanks to Rob Kardashian, DJ will never be able to eat another pretzel.

Tinder is moving to your desktop computer.

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