The Snark: Updates on “DWTS,” Mariah, Janet and Willie

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Derek is missing Charo on Dancing with the Stars... but still has dancers left to snark on.

Good news, bad news for Mariah and music lovers.

Janet Jackson is becoming a single mother.

And country superstar Willie Nelson is getting ready to write a memoir.  Wonder if the pages will be made of rolling papers?

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