The Snark: A Fat Tuesday Snark with Bachelors, Bachelorettes, Photos, Heart Attacks and …Fruit?

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

In our Tuesday recap of The Bachelor  we see Corinne checking out and previous Bachelorette Andi checking in.

When it comes to presidential disrespect it seems that feet on a couch beats out stains on a dress.

It seems that the Oscars may have caused more than one tense moment.

Fruit and vegetable prices are spiking.

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