The Snark: Update Tuesday with “The Bachelor,” Battle of the Kylies, Tori and a Canadian Thief

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s a brand new Snark and today we  are catching up with The Bachelor, whether we want to or not…like one of the bachelorettes.

Oh No!  A Kardashian off-spring is being told no!  Seems that age has it advantages…you go Minogue!

But apparently no one says no to Tori Spelling.  She is not only pregnant with her 5th kid, but she just adopted a new pet.

A Snark update on the Canadian thief who walked out with a mint in his drawers.

Be sure to follow Derek on Facebook or on Twitter @DerekJamesTV.  And check out more Snarks on The Snark Report on Facebook.